chad & mike giving me lots to work with.

✨🥹🥰 my son is my world 🥰🥹✨ also I have a daughter.

what women want (2000)

lots to unpack here

I’m Ron Burgundy?

If you or a loved one matched with Jared, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

do not do this.

Free space on ‘Berta Bingo.

It’s the most… time of the year. Merry Christmas from the apps. 🎄

Starting the new year with a new low.

is it at all possible this has worked on any human woman

Asking for totally normal reasons.

Presented without comment because what choice do I have.

Oswald either hates you or he loves you but there is no in between.

Please 🙏🏻✨ don’t do this ♥️😭 I beg of you 💫

Tonight, on To Catch A Predator:

Absolutely not

At no point in reading was I capable of guessing what the next sentence would say.

Sooooo what would you say… you do here?

When you’re the only one asking questions to keep the conversation going.