What the actual fuck President Donald J. Trump Ron DeSantis

An elementary school. A high school. A college. A church. A synagogue. A grocery store. A post office. A business. A restaurant. A movie theater. A dance studio. A bar. A nightclub. A concert. A military base. A farm. A bank.

Sandy Hook was an AR-15 Parkland was an AR-15 Orlando was an AR-15 Uvalde was an AR-15 Buffalo was an AR-15 Boulder was an AR-15 Aurora, CO was an AR-15 Las Vegas was an AR-15 Colorado was an AR-15 Louisville was an AR-15 At this point, if you don’t think AR-15s

Idk ask her

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.

Teaching social studies and asked my students if they knew what our country’s anthem is. Student response: “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!” 🇺🇸who🇺🇸who 🇺🇸who🇺🇸who

I wanted to share some of my thoughts on today's Supreme Court decision on affirmative action:

You cannot worship the child in the manger while drowning the child at the border.

Do I agree with Mitch McConnell on everything? No. But is he a human who deserves our respect as he recovers? Hard no.

not the man who wants to ban drag!

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

What a shame to have people hold you accountable for your actions.

*When* I’m NFL commissioner, my first order of business will be to make all week night games begin at 5pm and end by 8pm.

I’d be way more engaged in football if Dolly Parton was always the halftime performance.

Von Miller = Jim Kelly Can we go ahead and officially cancel Jim, too?

simply just existing and ruining the lives of so many men is very impressive