Every time original hardwood floors are replaced by gray plank vinyl a year is taken from my life

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

when avril lavigne said “hell yea i’m the mf princess “ i felt that

Every month deserves a 3-day weekend

I love stomping and hollering

me when I’m 70

love harry styles but this man has been touring for what feels like 100 years. The man has to be drugged out of his mind, little hamster on a wheel moment

joe burrow i’m so sorry but know that you’re sexier than any of the kanas city chiefs players

Cape Elizabeth supremacy

Stay crop dusting

Plz plz give my most recent video a watch and sub to my YT. I love editing all my own stuff and this was an especially fun one being back in Mass. These are my people. Presented by the greatest beverage in the world Pirate Water FULL VID: youtu.be/gtkg4MCIGG4

i love the super bowl

i never realized how expensive i was until i started spending my own money

me after crying for six hours:

anyone wanna make out tomorrow? asking for a friend

i’ll tell you something right now, i’d rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning