Dear Jenna Tonelli, I found this on a Facebook page of another candy corn aficionado, and figured you would get a little laugh out of it.

I don't think I've ever had a whole weekend of Faire canceled...

Narrator: No, they won't. #Ophelia

Apparently I want new tires for my birthday...

Folks... Is it petty of my husband not to make my side of the bed when he makes his? (I don't make it because he's still in it when I get up.)

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Dang near did this at work today...

Point/Counterpoint in rapid succession. This is what I come to this hellsite for.

Look, I'm not tryna be ugly, but: The past several Tweets I've seen from TODAY have had typos in them. It's normal, we're only human. I'm just saying it would be nice to see more proofreading happening.

Hey Cloud 9 | Gotham FC Supporters -- how does the parking situation work for Gotham matches? This is actually my first time going as a fan.

The New York Red Bulls will face FC Cincinnati as Sylvana B likes the football ⚽️ previews the best-of-three #MLSCupPlayoffs series. #RBNY advanced after eliminating Charlotte FC, as they face the reigning Supporters’ Shield winners, #AllForCincy. #CINvRBNY | #RBNYvCIN lastwordonsports.com/soccer/2023/10…

Me visiting this hellsite after a couple of weeks away.

I hear my teenager say 'rizz,' I think of

The New York Red Bulls head coach, Sandro Schwarz, is one of the reasons for new hope with #RBNY, as Sylvana B likes the football ⚽️ also writes about what he brings to the club. #MLS lastwordonsports.com/soccer/2024/02…

The New York Red Bulls shutout Inter Miami CF at chopper. Sylvana B likes the football ⚽️ analyzes the win, which included Lewis Morgan scoring a hat-trick. #RedRunsDeep | #RBNYvMIA | #InterMiamiCF lastwordonsports.com/soccer/2024/03…

Last weekend, the New York Red Bulls were frustrated by the Chicago Fire FC in a scoreless draw. Sylvana B likes the football ⚽️ analyzed the game for the Red Bulls at chopper. #LWOS | #RBNY | #RBNYvCHI | #cf97 lastwordonsports.com/soccer/2024/04…

What's happening, you ask? Well, I'll tell you! You can see my last article published by LastWordOnSports Inc here: lastwordonsports.com/soccer/2024/04… My first with Extra Time Talk is imminent.