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Sorry for the blurriness, You cannot tell me this isn’t Pass Interference in the Endzone. Titans CB Breton Borders and Colts WR Zach Pascal.

Lady (stern and hateful): what do you want My boss getting back in the car: what a fucking bitch

If you are 30 and still bragging about medals you got from doing a triathlon you need to re-evaluate how athletic you actually are.

That 0-5 record is really sneaking up quick.

Farmers look at a road and think “this road is a dirty enough” then drag half the field into the road.

My alarm clock will go off in the middle of a dream and I’ll think to myself “that alarm is for Dave”. Who the fuck is Dave, Kyle? Get up.

Lady: we already have a policy so we aren’t interested. Me: that’s great, C U Next Time.

When you’re grandpa gets annoyed with your grandma for trying to read him the menu.

Lamar Jackson vs the Colts will have 40 passing yards, 173 rushing yards and 3 rushing touchdowns. The Colts will lose 28-6.

My car looks like I live in it

This isn’t breaking news it’s been the plan for almost a year now.

Fun fact the South Knox Spartans have now won 6 Sectional Championships this school year. Boys tennis, girls golf, boys and girls cross country, and boys and girls soccer. Rick Semmler’s Burner

I didn’t think I would miss the Colorado snow in October but holy guacamole I miss the snow.