why am i always on hold?? why is it all i tweet about???? BMO pick up bro

i love u @HBOats

r u open Sobeys

i find myself becoming more and more like andy bernard everyday

i just saw The Nun and honestly it was like watching a 2 hour Spirit Halloween commercial #TheNun #TheNunMovie

when ur walkin down the street and a shih tzu starts goin at ur ankles

no one: white people when they find out india exists:

the worst part about making toast is waiting for it to toast

yo Post Malone i know u said it was made up but this just makes more sense to me

keep it up boys ur doin great @HBOats