I have a sword and a car, try killing me this time.

how much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.

[sneezes]

It could have been so beautiful—you scout out the road ahead and I will watch your back, how it was and how it will be, memory and fantasy—

Please keep supplying water for Lord Gaius to shower. He needs it.

Supposedly kicking rival participants off the challenge is "cruel" and "risks me being banned from future events." Cowards.

Rhitahtyn always told me to be civil to others. But he is no longer here and you're all fucking weenies.

What was that? I can't hear them banning me from the tower over the fireworks. Such a pity.

//yall know what time it is curiouscat.me/whitedevil_txt…

Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. None of you are free from sin.

[Wakes up] Oh fuck I have to protect Lord Gaius [runs into oncoming traffic]

//at this point livia's just here to pop up every so often, spook newbies, then disappear like the cryptid gaius influenced her to be

I want no part in this clownery.

Savages.

In the dream I don’t tell anyone, you put your head in my lap.

Why get involved with Eorzean affairs when I can simply not.