they did something to the algo again and now instead of japanese handjob parlor guy I get polish tweets FUCK

im very weak and any girl could probably force themself on me easily

If i had a gf id ragebait her till she beat me

The only bad thing about this album is that I physically cannot stop myself from replaying Map Change three times once it comes on

i straight up don't know if i like doing anything

oomf used to repost videos of horses to her story and now she posts pictures of her car, damn bro congrats on leveling your tech tree i guess

I saw those vtuber drunk texting screenshots one time and since then any time I'm blasted I lock the fuck in to make sure I don't drop a single typo to avoid this

being a reply guy is liberating and badass

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

i am going to destroy spotify wtf did they do to What It Is To Burn

reset the counter today. days since being told i look like a school shooter: 0

who want me.

#liked #doubleliked #superliked

stoners be like “a normal brownie? Uhhh… how about a brownie that makes you retarded for 6 hours… oh a cigarette? No thanks, I only smoke cigarettes that make me retarded.” Fuck. You.

Blows my mind that this album was panned at release because this shit just sounds like Three Days Grace But Good and it was 2005. You'd think people would eat that shit up especially when Insomniatic Meat is such an insane opener

is anyone good with dogs. I'm supposed to be taking care of this guy over the weekend and he doesn't do anything he just sits on da grass and looks at me like this all day

Heard him whimpering and ran outside to check on him only to find out he saw a bad bitch across the fence. You and me both brother

kancolle is lowkey unc faps

dude i always forget how much it sucks to get sick i made fun of my friend for not wanting to hop on the game while he was sick and now it's my turn and i genuinely don't feel like doing anything