Imagine all the sensitive company data that has already been dumped into GPT/AI

To all my new followers: Love you guys. The NFT community is truly filled with the brightest minds of our time, and without you guys flipping jpegs for $20, ethereum really wouldn’t have any reason to exist. This was our vision all along and I salute each and every one of you. 🫡

Cardano people: We have the highest MAV, 1000's of validators, a Byzantine Fault tolerant consensus, formally verified code, soon quantum resistant cryptography! Also Cardano people: Lets trust some random people making a Google Docs to not be evil.

Dedicating my entire adult life to the campaign for changing the name of the arbitrary constant of integration to the ambiguous constant

50k networths out here like "i do not respect sec"

When I get old please don’t sit me in front of the TV or whatever….

Getting lunch in a leftist coffee shop You look over to the side It's the gift store Everything is $$$ "buy our recycled all natural clay coffee mug $30" its actually a right wing coffee shop capitalizing on identity politics hysteria that coffee is a phobeist everyone sucks wtf

capitalist democracy --> oxymoron

Turns out if you ever call the 1-800-GAMBLER number for help, they just connect you to a guy named 'Lucky Larry' who insists you're one bet away from hitting the jackpot

Being in #cardano is probably a lot like being in MAGA. Like since we are the loudest, win every poll, and get hated on, we are obviously the best and there is a conspiracy to black ball us. Nobody understands that our leader is a genius. From “utxo is cool” to “staking is tvl”?

Trying to dunk on the education system by saying things like “I’ve never used calculus outside school” is the not the gotcha that you think it is…

It’s cute that you like stuff, but one day you’re gonna have to join the real world… and doom scroll on social media to get triggered by rage-bait psyops like the rest of us completely well adjusted normal adults

Now introducing social media as a service: Basically you post your life and our network of autonomous agents will pump u up. Get the validation you need to cope without the hassle of farming engagement!

You liken yourself to Sisyphus I liken myself to the itsy bitsy spider... We are not the same

any function can be made pure... if it repents, and makes its dependencies explicit

I do not think that you understand, I will encapsulate your entire bloodline in a CRM.

look, when you get blown up by a patriot missile, you actually go straight to heaven. It's a special contract that god has with lockheed martin and america.

"side hustle" as a word is the most insane thing ever, like bro invented capitalism and still found a way to be poor and stupid about it

#trump should go back on tv dude america will forgive u if you make a funny show. its the only way