“Late bloomer” isn’t actually real. Nothing in nature blooms late, you’re right on time in your own garden.

Some of us take for granted that some of our friends are actually “legends” in the making. I see some of my friends do that most insanely impressive things, and I’m like “damn, I’m so proud to know this man”

Nothing like an extended period off of work to make me realize I truly need to get serious about retiring 😂

WHAT

Wedding planning is really the pits lmfao. If i didn’t have Sarah, it would have been good and cancelled lmfao. Sarah planned that wedding if we being honest lmfao

Tracy snapped on my body, iktr girl

what do you mean next week I have to go back to working 40+ hours instead of reading whole books and going to movies in the middle of the day and getting drunk on my couch. haha what do you mean

Curse them people out and go to bed!!

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Finding out the reason Morticia cut her rose petals and left just the stem was because Gomez is allergic to roses, yet he still made her that gigantic conservatory. They NEVER EVER played about each other.

May I be a better sister, daughter, friend, and lover (in all relationships) this year and the years to follow. Allowing people to show up for me as I show up for others. Pouring into their cups and they pour into mine. Strengthened bonds and community. 🤍

The way she bully this man 😂😂😭😭😭

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back in work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever for some reason

Purse on her arm no purse on your arm!!!!

She need that purse to carry around the money ima send her so there’s that 😂🥰

My best friends baby gave her a thank you speech on his 14th birthday because he is seriously the sweetest most thoughtful little boy.❤️

It is such an intense cold. Like it’s not normal lmfao