My personal beatiful dark twisted fantasy involves two distinct flavors of chocolate soft-serve. #IncompetentRapTweetz

Double the evidence is not evidence of the double.

On the verge of a psychotic breakthrough.

I'm pretty sure my brother is a rapper because when he was young my mom would call him "Littlest C."

pass was taken so my password manager is now known as unloch.

I'm starting a group to liberate the prefix "post-" from connotations of hipsterism. Furthermore, the "Post-Post Society" will have posters.

I just fixed a printer problem by going into a configuration file and changing "Stopped" to "Idle". Do you see how this is a problem, cups?

The meta-Stockholm syndrome: when you decide that bonding emotionally with your captors is actually a pretty good way to live.

Possible bracket names for the upcoming THC: Kanye West, Jay-Z, A$AP Rocky, Lil Wayne, Google N-Grams.

@marschmallowen Disillusionment Alienation Deracination Fragmentation IdentityCrisis Nihilism Impotence Solipsism #SecondDADFINIStweet

Maybe Java would be better if they had named it the "Java Abstract Machine" instead of "Java Virtual Machine." #JavaJAM

It may sound like middle D, but it's actually a techno song played at 17,620 bpm.

So a set is normally a collection of identical objects, but in math it's a collection of distinct objects. #oops

@ReillysAltDad youtube.com/watch?v=ax36y3…?

If you ever need to solve a logic puzzle by asking people true/false questions, "You feeling lucky, punk?" is always a solid choice.

There was literally a connect-the-dots problem on my graphics final. It was kind of hard.

A fast bus makes you early, but a fast watch makes you late.

Do Canadian horses say neh?

Dead white people face one of two fates: burn in hell, or sunburn in heaven.

Yo twitter peeps dropped a new album today it ain't got much rap but it still pretty fly lochbaum.bandcamp.com #IncompetentRapTweetz