In August of 05, my best friend and I went to the beach with a case of IBC cream soda. He didn't finish his, and said we would when he came back from Iraq. He never did. I'm still saving his soda. 18 years, Danimal. I'll never let this go.

Just logged on. Logging off now before I find out what "alleged squirter" means. Hope you're all doing well.

Please God, no....

I've hated this person's decisions at every turn, but he is a person, and it is very sad to see someone deteriorate like this in public. Just step down and get the help you need, #MitchMcConnell

We're absolutely loving the light show in Scottsdale! 🫣

Man, if this isn't the truth...

Just tossing this little idea at you, Sphere. What if you did the Tupac hologram thing, but with the Woodstock concert? You'd break the world. Worth it. 🤘

I'm very serious when I say that this man is one I could see leading this country. He won't do it, but he definitely could.

Sunset in Scottsdale. Kohl's you're welcome.

The self control that this dog has > My own. 🫡😂

Why is everything on my feed coming up with the date saying December 31st 1969...?

That's from Fox!? Not gonna lie, I didn't have high hopes. This is delightful af....

I would 100% be listening to "Cruisin" by Smokey Robinson. Not even close to my generation, but that is definitely the vibe here.

What is happening right now? Also, why Dec 31 1969?

Almost forgot homies😬We have a couple pair of seats for the game on Monday🏀Lemme know if you wanna go and why you fell in love with the team💯We will pick the winners tomorrow….gotta retweet to be eligible😂

What could possibly go wrong? $5,000 is less than the hospital bill when a woman gives birth.

What a tweet by the VP.. That hits. Oh wait, that was 2021. Something must've changed. 🤔

I think the Annabelle doll would probably be safest at the White House. Is there a way to expedite this?

You guys have one hour. Hit him up if you want Suns tickets. It's last minute, but if you're a fan, grab em.

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