one time a kid at work said “hey girl wanna go pizza sauce shopping with me?” i still think about it

Target employees trying to stop me from spelling FART with the wooden letters in the craft section x.com/AllenKurta/sta…

tonight a very tall and very beautiful women came up to me and said “I really love your sound” so i’ve peaked and i had to flex

happy (belated) halloween! love u john

a bag just flew off our kitchen table and my roommate Madegan Morrison💥🌅 said “ok boomer”

why is standing up for yourself SO HARD

i guess the barista didn’t hear my name

you know what’s hot? going to your local climate strike today

what if we kissed on top of the UMKC student union 😳😳🤭🤗

you can tell what my mental state is by looking at my recent guitar tab searches

oh hello! i’m in a Band™️ Porch Light Mamas💡 EP coming in may! (photos by jared 🌟 thx u luv u)

4.22.20

If you don’t have any Valentine’s plans, my band (Porch Light Mamas) is playing at Homer’s Coffee House tomorrow at 7:30pm✌️

Got to play with the Miki P & the Swallowtails tonight and i’m buzzin❤️thanks for having me friends, can’t wait to do it again✌️

me

My band did another photoshoot with the talented jared 🌟 and here are someone of my favorite individuals! Thank u bb

Porchlight Mamas💡 Our single “Nothing Stays” is dropping tomorrow morning 3/20! We will be live-streaming our “quarantine concert” on FB at 8pm so tune it! (Photos jared 🌟 )

Stream now!