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He does not wash it.

“$1000 to anyone willing to whack all of Luka's guitars out of tune. Bonus payments awarded for broken strings.”

“Let's see if you can take another broken tooth.”

“She would.” He's going to huff about it — but he does step forward to take the coffee anyway.

He would love to know who he just got confused for — someone just congratulated him on his wife's pregnancy. . . . Unless Shane has something to tell him?

|| This email genuinely made me clock out early because what the fuck are you even talking about ??? speaking utter waffle in my inbox 🧍🏽‍♀️ Happy Friday! 😃

⠀ ⠀ ͏ ⠀ 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒚𝒆𝒕 .ᐣ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ͏ ⠀

Ilya is mid-sip of the still-too-hot liquid when Luka says that, and he has to make a very conscious effort not to choke on it. “...Why?” The idea of a family member being at one of his games? Such a completely foreign concept to Ilya that it does not even compute in his mind.

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Something you'd like to share . . ?

Everything is fine . . . Yeah— How sure about that are we?

Because . . . you don't sound sure?

. . . Is this you making fun of me because I failed biology? Because that is not funny.

The fact that you're surprised is surprising to me, actually. Exams weren't really high on my priority list, thankfully I didn't need them.

Now how did you make ( that ) sound offensive?

Do not be sorry, I was joking! Don't worry.