#HolidayBowl @USC_FB As an outsider looking in....maybe keeping Helton isn't a very bright idea. Lol #iowahawkeyes

This is awesome!!! Eppy Epenesa

#HolidayBowl Pretty sure Austin Jackson lost the most today. This game out his draft stock in the shitter. WalterFootball

Sure you can’t throw to first but don’t worry we ain’t trading for Nolan

You obviously caught me sucking the Dewitt schlong, plus you're waaay cheaper. The goal is to win 90 games, not a world series.

I just get on Twitter to watch Cardinal fans humiliate Jon Heyman

And Jon Heyman swung and missed multiple times at the #STLCards trade. #FakeNews

Hire Luhnow!!

We don't need Arenado, we'll just sign Ozuna..... Wait a tick..... Fuck. Somebody go ask Wieters if he can play 3rd and left field...at the same time. Carpenters hitting the weights, we'll be fine. I heard he's getting pointers from Barry Bonds.

NFL is desperately trying to promote patriotism at the #SuperBowl to offset the liberal biased suck fest commercial. #keepyourfuckingpoliticsoutofmysports

Lmao!!

No Arenado No Betts No Championship ....... NO MO!!!!

Moz on a deal for JF: “It’s complicated. We don’t know what’s going to happen with Matt Carpenter, whose deal runs out in 2052. And we’re investing heavily in the minors & Latin American countries, so we have to see WHAT THAT MIGHT look like”. DeWitt: “BPV is 50% full”.

Cardinals renew Flaherty's contract, reportedly penalize ace $10K thescore.com/mlb/news/19617…

I bought a box of the Charmin forever roll and people made fun of me....welp....have fun using your socks to wipe, folks.

Sooo...we gave 5 bucks, a warm sixer of Busch light, and a half pack of cigarettes for Arenado?

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Watching the #STLCards is like watching 6u travel ball. You have no clue who the kids are, its expensive as fuck, coach sucks but makes sure his kid plays and you have to whisper to your pals how shitty the kids are so you wont get in a fight with an eavesdropping parent.