THE KIM POSSIBLE PEOPLE ONLY HAVE TOP LIPS

Garrett Riley picking plays today

why did no one ever tell me about blackberries

Phoebe Bridgers if you can hear me please release an album

how do you tweet? send

my greatest strength is my encyclopedic knowledge of every level of Super Mario Sunshine

woke up for work without an alarm this morning

kid named shit

If they kissed it would sound like deer locking antlers

make some noise if you’ve ever owned a cellphone 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

taint mcrae

Ground beef, or as I like to call them, land disputes

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

I don’t think there are more wheels OR doors in the world. I believe they exist entirely codependently and are 1:1.

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

i think to decorate my new apartment im just going to recreate the set of icarly