Theres two types of people in the world, people who religiously eat ranch and people who don’t eat it at all.

Donating blood knowing only one group can use it, what am I?🦫

Choir Boy- passive with desire.

Apple music users act like Spotify users aren’t listening to the same shit💀.

sorry for taking so long to text back, I was too sober for you.

Benadryl is a borderline narcotic😀.

Watching people save animals from traps>>>>

“are you ok?” no i want a tattoo

Someone told me I could probably write some descriptive fan fiction. I was at a loss.

i’ll choose you, every time.

this one

Since I cut my hair, my inner child has just been rampant.

I tried being unapologetically me and now I have to find ways to apologize to myself 🧍🏾.

“Running away from your problems” is the most triggering shit to say

you know your feed is crazy when you have a privacy screen and still scroll quick .

two perfect moods are watching bob ross on edibles or hydroplaning at 155mph with marvins room playing.

Why women live longer.

Rewatching the Alien movies. Personally I wouldve been HIM on the NOSTROMO!