A lot taller. Your head does not even reach my shoulders.

At least z’hey can sing and dance. V’hat can you do? Steal?

Screaming words along v’hen you are drunk does not count as sing.

A lot

Karaoke is not considered singing. My ears bleed v’hen you start.

Excuse me I am 25, z’hat is not considered old. He on Z’he oz’her hand is much older and almost needs to go to a senior home.

I act like a man who knows v’hat is important in life.

See, he needs to shout because he can barely hear himself.

Being serious.

Enjoyed? Life is to serve your country. Am doing just z’hat.

Euhm z’hat dorito is not my president. I could never serve z’hat asshole. He is your problem. Not mine.

See I serve my country in different way. You do know v’hat my job is, right?

Illya Kuryakin. But you may not call me Illya. Call me Kuryakin. Am professional spy. Some might say also murderer but is debatable.

Meh if people tell, I kill, no problem.

Indie? Alright v’ell hello I guess.

Meh I personally am not big fan of shooting. I prefer knives. Pretty knives.

V’ell everyone has specialty I guess.

Can she marry me? I need a personal knife maker.

I v’as kidding. I v’ill never marry. It involves physical relationship. No z’hanks.

I do not get along v’ith anybody.