Criança trans

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

“No one is coming to save you” uhm idk but the tomb is literally empty🤭

A Katy era a Katy Perry da geração dela. E eram hits de verdade, globais. Vamos se tocando kk

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

Woke Christians: Jesus ate with sinners! Me: Yes, and the dinner conversation was – “Repent and believe, or perish.”

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

A sensação quando o compromisso que eu ia cancelar é cancelado primeiro

Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say. In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.

Eu voltando a dormir porque ainda faltam 52 segundos para o meu alarme tocar:

elly⚢ Pior que isso: conversar com alguém mais velho que ainda não teve um choque de realidade

Phones should be sold with earphones again. People are too comfortable playing their TikToks at the highest volume in public spaces.

When God unexpectedly gives you that little confirmation that only you and He know about

Se vc for cristão nao faça terapia com um psicólogo não cristão, principalmente se ele for jovem

Eu fazendo isso com Joao o tempo todo no trabalho// ele fazendo o mesmo comigo (a gente bate o dedo na mesa pro outro ver e tirar o fone kkkkkkkkkkk)