never watch your ex's tiktok reposts if you value your happiness 🙏

liking a memepage post on insta then realising you have family on insta and it would look suspicious <<<<<

there's just something so beautiful about annoying the fuck outta your siblings

living in uni accom really desensitises you to fire alarms 😭😭

getting id'd buying a cat toy is a truly humbling experience 🥲

after being disappointed by him throughout the season, why do i think only zizous freestyle today was the best one 😭😭😭 #RapGameUK

watching anatoly tiktoks is my guilty pleasure 🫡

get her in the hall of fame #TheApprentice

watching #AppleCiderVinegar makes you wonder to what extent the depiction of belle is accurate but this interview of her not even being able to give a straight answer about her own age says ALOT.

in the generation of everyones rapper name starting with young, i wonder if when they're like 50 or 70 will they still go by young or whether it should change to middle-aged or old. i think middle-aged adz still has a ring to it ☺️

does 8 jobs by 20 constitute me as a job hopper¿

unfortunately our future accountants are prolly doing up ubereats fraud rn 💔

that brainrot tiktok stuff makes me feel so old because i genuinely dont understand the appeal 🥲 my brain is officially too developed

i think i have an addiction to ai

cute lil festival if i do say so myself 🫡

something about headie one having 3 dogs including a chihuahua is so funny to me 😭

if you ever feel dumb, remember theres a desk at Vienna airport for those who thought they were going to Australia but ended up in Austria 🫠

when the makeup eats so you can send snaps with weird faces >>>>>>>>>>>