Ok, who's putting up furry stickers in Congleton? :p

"What is the charge? Eating a plant? A succulent garden plant?"

The four horsemen of the Apocalypse

You should, at minimum, have to remove your Baphomet armor profile picture before being allowed to participate in the next satanic panic

Why do I get the feeling that we're only at the beginning of the plastipocalypse but that if we survive our time isgonna be the laughing stock of history. "They even put this stuff ON THEIR DICKS! Fucken morons!" theguardian.com/environment/ar…

A recap of the past few days

Ever been so bored at work you go for a shit, not cuz you need one, just as something to do?

Sat in the doctors office realising that even though my appointment was at 4pm, the one doctor here is like an hour behind. Fucking yay.

Stoner metal band names never fail to amuse me.

"Please slow down, children live here" Don't children like, live everywhere?

what is your biggest pet peeve? tim walz: when someone’s going too darn slow in the left hand lane! jd vance: the obsolete fallopian tubes of the postmenopausal female

How many times did Musk promote just one of these Kremlin agents? ALOT.

George Canyon’s beautiful rendition of, “Johnny B. Goode,” to wrap up the candlelight vigil for Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau.

Anyone want to see what the bottom of a barrel looks like? theguardian.com/politics/artic…

Replace "modern britons" with "cunts" and this is pretty accurate list theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

I’m devastated to announce my painting The Mona Lisa Scott-Lee has been STOLEN. I am speaking to my advisors and looking into this matter urgently. Will share more when I know more.

I hate when the sky box doesn't load on reality

TeamYouTube Please Help, Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer has been hacked and taken over (youtube.com/@xrp.rippIe-of…) and the person has no way of contacting anyone at YouTube to take it back! Can you please assisst