I'd like to apologize to the tranwoman I migendered yeterday. A you can ee, thi key broke off my keyboard, cauing a "he" by mitake. I know that' not an excue, and I'm orry for migendering him.

We've reached the stage of politics where having an informed opinion requires you to watch videos of people dying on repeat and in slo-mo.

I've combined my degree in taxidermy with my bomb making skills so now I can now make you an otter you can't defuse...

the phrase "i don't give a flying fuck" is so funny to me because why is the fuck flying

I used to be pretty staunchly anti gun until 2020 when Walmart removed them from the shelves during the George Floyd riots. Kinda told you anything you need to know about what the right to bear arms meant to this country.

MAGA went from “teachers should be required to carry guns” to “carrying a gun makes you a criminal” in record time

Protesters took over the capital city of Canada for a month. Not one person was killed or seriously injured. Zero.

You’ve chosen to omit this memory

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

Guys have you ever been in a workplace where all the original coworkers have left so now you’re in season 5 with all these new characters

The letter Q is kind of spiritually WXYZ

Maid uniforms are actually really cute when they’re made well and practically and aren’t just plastic amazon cosplay boobie bodysuits

because i don't want racists interacting with me???

using * to correct my mistakes instead of editing the text cus i’m a real one

when i went to cm this crepe artist their name was “i don’t have money” but i just saw after paying them they updated it to “i have money” 😭😭😭😭😭

I realize that this is only semi-serious, but it’s worth noting that in surveys of fundamental political values (ie “must a man be the head of the household”), Canada’s most conservative province, Alberta, is more liberal than USA’s most liberal state, Vermont

y’all gotta understand that your roommates are NOT your siblings

They should make a movie about this

This nitpick is so funny because like yeah??? They didn’t speak English when the odyssey was written either man