Trick or treating in the Midwest sucked shit growing up because I could never be just spider man I was always spider man with a fucking jacket

Your boss letting you take breaks so he can play fortnite on his phone >

*Eagles down 27-7 at halftime* Eagles fans:

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Can’t keep you out of my dreams

If things only coulda been different

Friends who invite you over to their Thanksgivings are family fr

OU comes out on top baby

It seems like blessings keep falling in my lap

Literally nothing cool about turning 20

y’all some calzones, all cheese no sauce...

LMFAOOOOO WAIT FOR THE END

Oh you caught coronavirus? Shoulda stuck to diesels.

You can’t take back any love you gave. Good thing I’ve got plenty

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