I was at this game with Jane. I told the fans behind me he was going to tie the game/he owned Clase. Words weren’t even fully out of my mouth and the ball was gone.

THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. POSTSEASON STATS ARE SEPARATE FROM REGULAR SEASON STATS

Thomas second shoots for me for weddings regularly and this wedding he took like 18 pictures of the videographer’s drone flying around 💀😂

Forgive us our crash outs as we forgive those who have crashed out against us 🙏🏾

I’ve reached peak Pennsylvanian. Restaurant put pickled eggs on my salad and I didn’t hate it. What have I become

Singlehandedly ending a movement. Doing god’s work.

You absolutely should hang them up. We have a gallery wall of them in our living room. We love it, everyone has complimented it, and best of all our little kids are OBSESSED with looking at it.

Show me a better costume, ill wait...

They didn’t know it was there my guy.

You don’t see neighborhoods like this anymore because most young parents don’t own homes. Less than 5% of mortgage holders are under 30 in major metros, and the average homeowner is over 50. That’s why most neighborhoods or suburbs feel empty, they’re owned by older people whose

Three years ago Will Smith was cancelled for slapping someone at the Oscars and now he just hit the game winning home run in the World Series What a comeback story

Girls be like “I want to be a homesteader and live off the land” … babe, your succulent is dying and you cry when you see a bug.

I miss the good old days when Ai was just a Canaanite city that Joshua defeated in battle, razed to the ground, and whose king he impaled.

This exists in Tulsa, Oklahoma

Oh yeah I went shopping at Walmart on Monday night at 7pm and there was no rioting, looting, crime, anything. Imagine that.

Teaching 7th grade boys means confiscating more footballs than you can hold.

Day off means pretending to be a homeschool mom and dragging my kids to NAPARC