Ima be honest I know I shouldn’t say it , but this is kinda fucking sick

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

I don’t want to watch the McDonald’s CEO eat a burger. I want to watch Satya use Copilot

Microsoft contributing to AI advancements be like:

Thats..not how VPNs work

Thomas Jed 🇬🇧 He's a Brit. If someone gave that speech in the UK. They'd probably be arrested for hate speech & inciting Islamaphobia.

Currently 892 hours into automating a 30-second task I do 4 times a year It's gonna be so worth it once I get everything working

Just give it up old man

I like this kid.

“Allbirds? The AI compute business?”

In 2021 our portfolio company Fridge No More raised $19M and opened 49 stores in NYC, employed 300 people and was able to deliver goods to your door in under 15 minutes, paying above minimum wage to couriers (they were actually so happy with their jobs they offered to work for

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.

Born in Cork, Ireland, Cillian Murphy captures a quiet act of defiance with a final glance at Prince Henry—echoing a chilling order from the War of Independence, when British authorities decreed that anyone caught with hands in their pockets could be shot.

maybe take some of that signing bonus and buy a shirt with a collar for your next round

This is devastating for Elon

Wes Wilson might be the biggest fucking Turkey burger of all time. Sierra is potentially worse for being in love with him. Holy fucking insufferable. Him and his inability to speak a sentence without like anxiously fake biting his fingernails. Take a shower dude