Part 2 of my official Hamnet review for anyone who cares

I could never be a public figure. My face has a mind of its own. The things it would do when someone said something stupid would have me cancelled thrice daily

Jean-Ralphio dance up on me

Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt is the superior office romance SUCK IT PAM AND JIM

exact representation of how I felt as a tall chubby girl growing up

what came first the chicken or the dickhead

feeling extra this is me masterball lately

yes i AM fine why do you ask

I really love Will Forte

Are you a “I don’t wanna die but I aint keen on living either” or “I don’t wanna die but sometimes wish I’ve never been born at all” kind of person

when I take a cab from the airport I always fear they forgot to put my bags in the car even though I have seen them do it

He could’ve played both Nathan and Lucas Scott

“everytime I do that people are like this bro doesn’t shower” Does that sound like he is in on the “joke” to y’all? To me it sounds like he is so freaking sick of it.

She doesn’t even go here!

I could never dine and dash I can barely move after dining

Last Year at Marienbad (1961) dir. Alain Resnais