Guys like fake tits until they meet fake tits. Never meet your heroes

Thank you for attending my TED talk

Where’s my Asian gf?

Yea. That’s me. I’m John

Can I have a beauty whisper to my ear: “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone” ? I would melt like butter

Got caught redhanded

Bro checking the fridge like he lives in there

Bro is literally “you touch me , you die”

Boobs are boobs

That’s a well fed possum

Lots o’ baddies blessing the timeline rn….if you’re reading this…you’re one of them

Happy woman’s day to all the fantastic woman of the world!

There’s so much skilled people out there. This art is astounding

Retweet if your eyes pause right here

Question for the girls : What is a pleaser in your opinion?

RT if I’m your body type😉

When you discover you’re 5% Irish…