I’m very big on this

Wow I had no idea they made blue Cybertrucks, that’s pretty awesome

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanisms” and it’s like ok not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny

September first

How breaking bad would have ended if Hank took a piss instead of a shit

Faire enuf!!!!

si mi ride mi tiny bicicleta to skyeeewwwllll

I'm gonna stop mentioning my stupid KY boss baby cop weed charge when I get asked if anything is gonna pop up on my background check bc everyone here (aka a leasing agent and hiring manager) has laughed at me and said that doesn't count 😭

50 shades of Gary

Babe sit down I wanna discuss the beef between Lume and Big Deodorant

never seen a more accurate tweet. I miss my Oma 🤍 I wish she and my Opa could have stayed on this earth a little longer but I still get to see them both in my momma and her unconditional love for me.