Repurpose the discount Halloween candy for your gingerbread houses

Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash

I'll accept that people will call me financially irresponsible as long as I still get to buy a 15-pack of rubber chickens and personalized lighters with my face on them every now & then...

So you're telling me after YEARS of having streaming services, I STILL can't make playlists?

Hot take: fire departments across the country are dropping the (butter)ball with these deep fried turkey videos. They've abandoned the "this could happen to you" approach and go all in on "look how cool we are blowing shit up." They're all so eager to slam dunk these birds.

they dont like it when you serve whimsy with a hint of sadness

I can't die until the Nickelodeon time capsule opens in 16.5 years

"the Al bubble popping would have devastating after effects" is propaganda I'm not falling for, sorry! this is perpetuated by the very same people who tell you they can't afford to give their workers a raise but will spend twice their salary on Al slop, they will be just fine!

party rock

His two moms saw him and named him fucking "Grinch"

Coke Freestyle but for milk

AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT: Denying a medical professional access to a victim when YOUR MEDICS are not on scene is illegal. “We’ve got EMS on the way” is not a valid excuse to deny life-saving medical treatment.

i just have to wonder what it’s gonna take to get the average american angry/scared about everything happening

Perhaps I should run away to become a firewatch in the mountains

Suddenly, the Second Amendment is an optional thing for the Republican Party.

Hope makes it someone else's problem. Hope makes it easier to clock in and continue to feed the system

Soups in smoothie form, call em Smooup

No fucking way a goddamn French Press should cost more than $10 you're out of your fucking mind all it does is push the coffee grounds down like holy shit it's the most pretentious shit I've ever seen

“I don’t do politics” ppl when the politics start doing them: