gun to your head what are we

“as u should” me to my bestie describing a felony

my boobs are big bc that’s where I store my sports knowledge

April Fools Day

Don’t hate the player hate the game !!!!!!!

olivia rodrigo has a song about this and it’s called TRAITOR

Men love a smart and intelligent woman until she uses her brain to decode his behavior patterns and bullshit.

after losing my mind for 6 hours straight i’ve decided it’s not that serious

throwing a drink in a man's face is still at the top of my bucket list

half of your beauty comes from the way you speak and treat people

at this age, anything unclear is already a no.

I wasn’t looking for a PEN PAL “He probably sent you a letter in the mail he’s not ignoring you”

They’re mixing Please Don’t Go Mike Psoner and Just Fine Mary J Blidge I’m in the right space

are you receiving the telepathic messages I am sending

next month is may, may every man stfu