OMG Santa Clara Vanguard wins everything!!!!!!

2018 DCI Caption awards Best Picture: Santa Clara Vanguard Best Actor: Santa Clara Vanguard Best Screenplay: Santa Clara Vanguard Best Pizza: Santa Clara Vanguard Best Cheeseburger: Santa Clara Vanguard Best BBQ: Santa Clara Vanguard Top Chef: Santa Clara Vanguard American Idol: Santa Clara Vanguard Best pinky toe: Santa Clara Vanguard 😂😂😂😂

2017 DCI Breaking News The Cadets to add Pope Leo XIV to show. Hop quoted as saying "I know he's aged out, but we are trying to max it out!

2017 DCI Breaking News Santa Clara Vanguard adds Trump quotes to show! "We are fighting for every .1 and needed a real 🐍 in the grass" 👀

2017 DCI Breaking News The Cavaliers to practice on Mars during finals week! Mike Mac- "Ma Ma Ma Ma Mans gotta do what a Mans gotta do"

Overheard DCI Judge Gripes We just aren't getting enuff credit. Do u know how hard it is hunting wabbbits? Do u even know Elmer Fudd? 🐇🐇🐇🐇

2017 DCI Breaking News The Cadets to add communion crackers and holy water to meal plan! GH- "I couldn't get the pope and Jesus was busy"

Overheard DCI Judge Gripes Hop: an 89 r u kidding more like a 98. These are FAKE scores and this meeting is FAKE news. Y'all need prayer.

Overheard DCI Judge Gripes Bloo: We asked the judges for feedback and they said "add more mics." Now we are getting too much feedback. SMH

Overheard DCI Judge Gripes Harloff: a 19.5? We haven't been a 19.5 since 2nd day of tour. Where's the 20? Judge: Man IT IS what IT IS 👀

2017 DCI Caption Awards Best Last Man Standing show ... Music City Mystique 👀

2017 DCI Caption Awards Best Mic 🎤 Carolina Crown

2017 DCI Caption Awards Best spinning tenor spock roll The Cavaliers!!!!!

2017 DCI Caption Awards Corps with the best eyes ... Blue Knights I 👀i

2017 DCI Caption Awards Best financial planner .Boston Crusaders 😂😂😂

2017 DCI Caption Awards Best WOOOO-man ... The Cavaliers

2017 DCI Caption Awards Best Singer ... Boston Crusaders 🎶

2018 DCI Show Announcements Phantom Regiment "TNA" Featuring the music of Sir Mixalot We messed around in '17, now we are all in!

2018 DCI Show Announcements SCV Snakes on a Plane "We bought all these damn snake props and flags so we might as well use them again!"

2018 DCI Show Announcements Cadets The UNfaithful.UNfallen.UNforgiven Satan's auditioning so F it. We r just gonna do the opposite.