oh my god, you are making me happy

what is your secret identity Sarah?

the glass is half full

I wish I was rich and famous. I have a new celebrity crush every night.

I got a massage that cost 70 bucks. I swear it was worth a million.

is it a sin to eat a donut?

how many slices of pizza in a complete pizza?

are babies smart because their parents are smart or is there some sort of secret baby society or coalition?

if I was a powerful man, somebody would be bringing me coffee right now.

can dogs really read the newspaper?

if there were no such thing as gravity, would we fall off this planet? seriously

how many hamburgers are too many hamburgers?

is ice cream health food?

That earthquake was kinda scary.

Rain in July, what a trip

Oh my god is it gonna be hot today

LA is the craziest place on earth

is it ever gonna get hot this summer?

I wish I had a million dollars. I would go to Jack n the box.

I hope everyone gets some turkey on Thanksgiving.