Jethro Weyman πŸ¦™ (@weymanwrites) 's Twitter Profile
Jethro Weyman πŸ¦™

@weymanwrites

I do the writing thing and I don't eat beasts e.g. squirrel or llama βœοΈπŸΏπŸ¦™

Bang to Begin is a book I did - mybook.to/BangtoBegin

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It really was as simple as saying #yes. They know me by name now. At night, they whisper it to me. They feed on my discomfort. They bring me gifts from nature, ugly gifts, living gifts sometimes. I thought I wanted kids. Now I'm not so sure. #vss365

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A #citizen of my own demise I chase moonlight for the sun is too bright and only shadows lend themselves these silhouettes of success painted on the ground shifting with the passage of time lengthening until they are excoriated from the land by the promise of tomorrow. #vss365

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After a storm the #creeper comes feeding on debris on panic and devastation this shadow with no need for light maw agape but unseen absorbs emotion until all is forgotten or repressed at least and the same mistakes are made so it can come to feed again. #vss365

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I spent 4,843 minutes listening to podcasts like these. What’s in your Wrapped? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

I spent 4,843 minutes listening to podcasts like these. What’s in your Wrapped? #SpotifyWrapped 
open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…
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That crackling sound the heat it brings raging through fabric and wood beautiful, smoking horror caused by something so small. I hold it between finger and thumb this tiny piece of #latent destruction but touching it to a cigarette I destroy myself instead. #vss365

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All he had to do was wait for the powers to develop after having his cheek sucked by an #axolotl. Everyday he tried to camouflage, or breathe underwater. Just before he cut off his toe, to try to regrow it, the nausea hit and hundreds of eggs poured out of him. #vss365

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Wash your pillow Wash it right Or Curdleshrew will come at night. There is mercy in its song You're too late just sing along. No more #drama No more pain No more cold and winter rain No more guilt 'til you're insane and no more waking up again. #vss365

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"Putting the rum back in #decorum" was not what Lady Morgan had meant when she suggested some civilised afternoon drinks. But here she is, up to her eyeballs in cheap fondue and swapping clothes with peasants on a Tuesday. Etiquette is for those lacking imagination. #vss365

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I was fixing my fridge-freezer and a bit of metal went under my fingernail and sliced it all up in there and now I have a phobia of freezers, so can someone bring me some peas and a slice of very old Warburton's please?

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Certainly unpredictable expect the unexpected rifle in the fridge cool and protected. Count the stairs from bottom to top and #measure the distance you'll need to drop from the bedroom window onto the lawn knife under your pillow like Jason Bourne. Home Alone: Judgement #vss365

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I ain't ashes I ain't #dust I'm haunting, bitch! I'm haunting. Body underground, but a spirit on top I don't make a sound when I'm freaking non-stop Making 'em scream in bed Making 'em scream when I remove my head That's what you get for cremating me MC Brown bread. #vss365

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Stripped are the words from her dry mouth, gestures swathed in an oversized #cloak. Thoughts held captive, her time is short, but the information she has could change that. Though her wrists are bound, the window beckons, and the fall beyond screams for company. #vss365

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Once in a while our world must #flush away the detritus of its inhabitants once in a while a civilisation arises to hurry themselves down the pipes taking innocent bystanders along with them. And here we are hanging to the rim our feet pulled towards a brown abyss. #vss365

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A nighttime outdoor book shop in GuarujΓ‘, Brazil, on the beach. I like looking for the weirdly translated titles... The first I found was- Mogli - O menino Lobo (Mowgli - The Boy Wolf)

A nighttime outdoor book shop in GuarujΓ‘, Brazil, on the beach.

I like looking for the weirdly translated titles...

The first I found was-
Mogli - O menino Lobo
(Mowgli - The Boy Wolf)
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My latest character voice reel. DM for involvement in your project! Videogames / Animation / E-Learning / Audiobooks #voiceover #acting

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If anyone's watching #FantasticFour... I'm in the bit where they're running out of the studio at the end looking all shocked with a phone πŸ˜†

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The horizon smirks at us and our aching bones mocking our chagrin our fruitless return packs weighing us down despite their emptiness perhaps because of it yet still we #laugh at least in part due to the embedding delirium but also for the fact we tried unlike our kin. #vss365