“I’m greedy for shoes right now”

“you have such a middle aged soul”

it feels so good to post a jealously inducing instagram story

men on the east coast don’t golf they galph

can’t talk too busy clicking on instagram ads

platonic drunk texts are #in

second date idea: free reign of the other’s phone for 10 minutes & decide if we still like each other

I love telling people I think the Beatles are underrated. because I do

can everybody stop being anti-AI for at least one hour so that I can see what I would look like with a crazy hairstyle?

new york city is like if everyone combined their dreams and nightmares into one place

I feel very spiritually connected to the harmonica

yeah, well, not according to my warped perception of reality

It’s bring your scab into work day for me ❤️

it is So. Powerful. to be derpy

I’m like if a performative male was a 5’1” female

Poster designed by Andy Warhol for the 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo.

texting the inconsistent reward man for inconsistent rewards

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

Turn that george harrison up white girl