*checks the tomb on the 3rd day* The Romans:

Big Smiles Nikki!! #Gayson

Just here for the ambiance #StillDrunk

Yea I’m gonna black out. Not a debate for my 10 followers, Ik you guys want to argue about it.

Yea dude idk if u can kick me out

Just means more in the red states

I Got the best of both worlds this summer #DirtyHandsCleanMoney

Wouldn’t be surprised if my 55 year old coworker drew this

On tinder rn, really considering going in on the stank sweaty pussy out here in the wilderness

The only Tom Brady bronze statue I’ll accept

Each NFL teams best and worst-case scenarios:

Virgin

Good to be unemployed again #FuckReality

Nobody knows adversity like being the only one at the bar with flops #bleedforthis

I will blackout this Thursday. Nope, not a fucking pledge. Just love for the game

Some might think I’m autistic with how perfect I made this hole

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk. Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.

JD Vance helps carry Charlie’s casket onto Air Force Two to be brought home to Arizona I am crying 💔

This and a racist brunette