Dexter makes these two look like chic fila employees

First, your shoes are made by black & brown people working for slave wages. You are a modern day slavemaster getting rich off their work. Second, you ignorant dolt, we killed a terrorist who has killed tens of thousands of black & brown people. @nike should be ashamed to pay you.

I felt like I had to share this or I’d go to hell

sorry to the liquid and gas females

I hate when I go out in public and the public be there

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

Bro, her phone is connected to her apple watch and laptop if she wanted to respond she would've

I nominate 10 bitches to stfu

if i sit in rice will it fix me

I hate a, “my mom wouldn’t let me watch spongebob” mother fucker

dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.”

when you hang out with someone for the first time and already know it's gonna be the last time