new year same torso baby

why can’t high blood pressure be good? like it’s a bigger number that means better right???

doing a Lord of the Rings trilogy rewatch but the extended versions… 10 hours of content…. my hilling journey

Brazil tan is now almost New York tan…. great success

Im all caught up on housewives idk what to do on my second screen while i work ughhhhh

Lorde going through back to back high visibility drama with Charli XCX and Lena Dunham is high key cementing her legend pop diva status, despite not making an album I’ve personally resonated with since melodrama… I’m sat for whatever that woman makes next

sometimes the answer actually is Star Baby by rupaul and a chilled seltzer

I don’t think WiFi should be that expensive it’s literally air

shaking flower petals off of trees for your tacky ass backlit instagram pic isn’t worth it I promise

the best vessel for blood pressure pills is iced coffee

Circumcision is basically just a lobotomy for your penis if you think about it

my Amtrak from Boston to Penn station randomly stopping in providence for a whole hour… this country is embarrassssingggggg

well baby, what was THAT

Boston to New York on Amtrak being a 7 hour journey…. Airline lobbyists you can snarf hog

making this train delay everybody’s problem

Too many dogs in NYC it's getting so gross

my love language? heartbreak

wearing a butt plug and watching Pillion here…