Tout le monde peut s'accorder sur le fait que tout le monde est ringard sur les applis de rencontre svp ou vous comptez faire la guéguérre fille garçon pdt 1000 ans mdrrr

when the best part of the song is playing and someone is trying to talk to me

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

When u both don’t chase so you just never talk again

Bro la gente de Instagram viven una vida como que de otro planeta, puros viajes, restaurantes caros, no tienen que trabajar. Acá en Twitter si es el guetto, puro endeudado, viejas vendiendo contenido y gente con salario mínimo.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

Once you start making money more than you used to make, you’ll find out that no amount of money is actually enough

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

Going to the gym without posting it & just popping out with results >>>>

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job.

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

Can't believe it’s already May. Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

me in public my earphones

Rigoler avec les inconnus quand vous avez vue le même truc marrant c’est un autre level

Le son donne tellement envie de se marier genre en juin 2027

Jsuis en train de vivre un cauchemar footballistique. On m’aurait raconté cette fin de saison, en septembre quand j’avais les larmes au yeux en rentrant au bernabeu pour Real-OM, j’y aurais jamais cru 😞