500 likes and I’ll get Wes ‘s face tattood on me somewhere

the best part about illinois is leaving

How is there no NBA today? Like why even get out of bed?

Every zyn I take I become more powerful

Where tf was Nickelback??????

Everyone Relax, Patrick Mahomes is unbelievable, but Tom Brady is still the GOAT!

Kellogg’s CEO suggests people should eat cereal for dinner to save money

Back in my day we used to read the Great Gatsby, now kids are just concerned where the great gyatts be

The best calls of Kevin Harlan’s career (A THREAD) Enjoy.

Watching it live, you absolutely knew it was a torn medial retinaculum. You were just hoping it didn't allow the dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon.

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

GGs

If I’m an NFL GM and a QB even considers going to Iowa, they would be immediately removed from my draft board. No amount of talent can make up for that poor of decision making

Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while I’ve been looking for somebody to match my freak

JUST IN: Future is one of the top contenders to become the next Pope, according to Vatican experts

New pope just announced

#bicewasright

Boss’s love to say “it’s good for ya” after asking you to do the stupidest shit imaginable

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!