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@wendyjermyn

Overstimulated and underappreciated former gifted kid.

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calendar_today02-04-2013 23:11:15

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The problem with being a strong independent woman is that there's no one to fix your bra when it's twisted behind your back

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The hype was always going to be better than the fight. And that was exactly the case. And it went all 16 minutes. Jake Paul won. Mike Tyson is 58 years old. It was a forgettable fight. And now it’s time for bed. Good night sports fans.

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On this day in 1985, Calvin set his tiger trap, and the world was introduced to the whimsical brilliance of Calvin and Hobbes. 39 years later, their adventures still capture our hearts and imaginations. Here’s to tuna fish sandwiches and timeless humor! #CalvinAndHobbes

On this day in 1985, Calvin set his tiger trap, and the world was introduced to the whimsical brilliance of Calvin and Hobbes. 39 years later, their adventures still capture our hearts and imaginations. Here’s to tuna fish sandwiches and timeless humor! #CalvinAndHobbes
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Watching Hoarding Buried Alive (I know, I know) and this hoarding dad is smiling as his daughter tries to get him to organize. He loves that his hoard makes her interact with him. It's his reward. He doesn't see how exasperated she is. His illness has stolen his empathy for that

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According to the men in my family, wrapping paper and clear tape is just something that we always have in the house. Elves must bring it. #GrumpyChristmas

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There is a fire in the dumpster across the river People on that side of the riverbank are freaking out I can scream myself hoarse trying to give them encouragement and direction The water separating us is too fast too deep too cold I do not want the fire to spread