Imagine how scandalous and horrible it would be for the Trump presidency if Qanon wasn’t complete basement fiction. “Baby eaters run the world, and we let them to go OZYfest with ankle bracelets on. But don’t worry, we hinted at the arrests on a troll forum made for anime porn.”

This is really good Social Distancing: This is Not a Snow Day medium.com/@ariadnelabs/s…

“As soon as you realize that [something] is a problem, you should fix it. Don’t be a dumbass. That’s where my heart is. I would never dream of hurting anybody on purpose.” –Dolly Parton on removing the word "Dixie" from Dollywood. The full cover story ➡️ blbrd.cm/OOZquk3

Hi Colorado, Mark here. Cory Gardner gave Trump the final vote to confirm a Justice and shift the balance of the Court for years to come — endangering our health care, public lands & fundamental freedoms. Please chip in to support my friend John Hickenlooper: secure.actblue.com/donate/jwh-soc…

Appreciate everyone’s calls and texts. I can’t get to all of them right now. But know that our office feels the love surrounding us. Brad is Asymptomatic and is probably taking this better than I am. As for me, I am a white hot volcano of rage right now.

Get your kids vaxxed. Be like the boss Wendy

Congratulations to our new HERA crew! On May 27, they'll begin a 45-day simulated trip to Phobos, one of Mars' moons. Meet the stellar ground-based crew: Brad Hensley, Jennifer Milczarski, Alejandro Diaz & Roberto Carlino. nasa.gov/feature/nasa-p…