Peter Kay's record-breaking comedy tour continues, with extra dates just added in 2025 & 2026! Tickets go on sale 10am Saturday 23rd November at gigst.rs/PeterKay

Snow in #Barrybados Everyone’s now rushing to get bread, milk, and potatoes

this might be my best stoner tweet of all time

CALENDR ADFENT MENTER BRO OGWR ADVENT CALENDAR 2024 9fed o Ragfyr/9th of December #Cymraeg2050 #NadoligLlawen Cyngor Bwrdeistref Sirol Pen-y-Bont ar Ogwr Bridgend CB Council

Bailey gets two presents today as it is both his birthday and Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyBirthday #SchnauzerGang

If there’s one #NewYearsResolution I would recommend to anyone to make for 2025, it would be to attend a first aid course St John Ambulance Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 or in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿St John Ambulance England. I’ve met a number of people in 2024 that have used first aid to save a life. sjacymru.org.uk #NewYearChallenge

Time for one of my finely crafted memes. The effort and time I put into these memes... Feel free to share or RT. #JdvancePutinsBiatch #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Dear Donald, On second thoughts…

Typical I turn my tap on and it’s got leeks! Better call Welsh Water #HappySaintDavidsDay #DyddGwylDewisant 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

In einen anderen Paralleluniversum❤️

GET FUCKED MAGA THIS SONG WAS NEVER YOURS TO CLAIM #GreenDay #Coachella2025

Brexiters having a meltdown today - yet they are

"Betrayed, Fish, Sovrintea, Fish, Reform, Fish, Magna Carta, Fish, Are country, Fish, democracy, fish, Starma, Fish, Fish, Fish, Wibble..."

Resist Fascism with all you have. Before it's too late!!

Halt, hoomam! I am Chief Bacon Inspector Bailey. Please hand over the cured meat products for inspection! 🧐 #SchnauzerGang #bacon

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

It feels timely & appropriate to post this magnificent beast ... the ultimate vox pop! ✊️🫡🤜🤛

“I’m not sure I want to give way to the right” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.