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In Austria, a simple Covid test at Vienna Airport can give results within three hours and save you 14 days of self-isolation. Really can't understand why the Government we all voted for don't implement the same?

Drove down Penn's Lane through Wylde Green earlier. Watch out! A group doing a speed check. What is it with these busy bodies? Even in outer Birmingham there is a large anti-car lobby!

We are still waiting for an apology for this slanderous reporting Tom Dare The councillor told me what he actually said was that the kids should be made into Eton Mess. Yet again political bias in our local reporting! #eatthepoor birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…

Exactly. Having driven around Italy many times on speed, there is a clear difference in the level of anal from the police when it comes to its use.

Correct. That end of town has some good pie shops too that will be cut off for motor traffic #nopies

Too right, Clare. We should be supporting the true capitalist machine and buying from the likes of Uber Eats UK and Caffé Nero. We don't want the small, local-run independents doing well #helptherich #eatthepoor

Agreed. Our policy in Birmingham, when we win the next election, will be to build high quality and attractive housing in and around the city centre. We need to mask the current housing issues. Those currently in unsafe developments facing bankruptcy are there by their own choice!

Too right. Only the Tories can clean up Birmingham and restore it to its former glory. Once elected we will ensure that central Government properly fund the Council so they can afford such a service once again! Until then, you aren't getting a penny Brummies #LocalGovernmentCuts

Incorrect. My good friend Bobby has succesfully arranged litter picks for years; that's great organisational experience. Plus why would you need a real job when you can rely on nepotism? Playing to your strengths is a good life lesson #BobbysBirmingham #cwg2022 #birminghamtories

Looking forward to #BobbysBirmingham in 2022

Very apt now too, councillor. We can afford to offer free university education for all now that we have managed to weed out the lower classes! #ofqual #Alevels2020 #GavinWilliamson

I was fined for knocking over a cyclist in Birmingham (run by the Labour council). Labour are anti-car!

.@BluePieMan1 Too right! We pay road tax for the right to drive anywhere, anytime. Including bus lanes. I was fined for driving in a bus lane. I didn't see the sign as I was watching a re-run of Rule Britannia at last year's proms on my laptop. #BusLaneBingo Jordan

Great to see my great friend Gary Sambrook spreading the scripted word of CCHQ Press Little known fact, but Gary operates a personal account @BluePieMan1 where he tweets about his food eating abilities #birmingham #Jay4PCC #WMPCC #GarytheBluePieMan

Personally I prefer Cllr Moore's proposal to give all newborn children in Birmingham a parking space

Disappointing that Gary Sambrook has closed down his pieman account following the "big dinners" scandal For what it is worth, his pie eating ability is second to none