Harry
@wellwhoopddamdo
Husband, father, submariner, Dolphins fan, mischief maker, tannenbaum hater.
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15-09-2013 22:11:11
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There is absolutely no reason for anyone to believe the Miami Dolphins are going to beat the NYJ tomorrow. The Dolphins are going to Dolphin and lose like they always do in big moments.
Just remember fans of the Miami Dolphins the only thing this franchise is good at is disappointment. So if you don’t have any expectations you can’t get your heart broken. Follow me for more pro tips.
Just wondering where all the Tuastans are? We Are TuAnon y‘all can shut the fuck up. We got exactly what we expected: shitty QB play from an overrated mediocre QB.
Remember guys, according to Omar Kelly this isn’t who the Miami Dolphins are. Nevermind that other teams can win with backup QB’s, and that the Dolphins were ill prepared with 10 days between games. They are a good team with a bunch of alphas.
Just remember everyone Omar Kelly told us all that the Dolphins could win the majority of the games left on their schedule (they can’t) and that Tua is an alpha and has “it” (he doesn’t).
Remember everyone Omar Kelly told us we were going to see what he sees out of Tua last night. What we saw was a “franchise“ that couldn’t convert first down and couldn’t score until the game was out of reach. Basically we saw Blake Bortles.
As we step into 2025 I just want everyone to remember that Omar Kelly told everyone that Tua has “it” last year. The Tua that has played 11 games. The Tua that can’t beat a good team. The Tua that chokes every time the team needs him. That’s it. That’s the tweet.