rue doesn’t even try to get out of shit anymore she just looks at you like this

& both times cassie was behind the door doing some bullshit #euphoria

dawg im in tears 😭

we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead

Lebron gave us some good ass memes this season lol. This my favorite one

having your youngest child walk behind everyone in a post apocalyptic world is insane 😭

Some “pro-life” dude said to me “your mom should’ve aborted you” then I said “so you agree that she should have had that choice available to her?” Then he blocked me lol 🤷🏼‍♀️

And you guys do nothing but tweet about it

If gas is $6.99 here in OHIO, that shit must be $22.75 in Cali

They're charging people who were trying to bring children food with the death penalty but yeah totally not Nazi Germany 2.0

White people created this way of eating because they hadn't grasped the concept of washing your hands and were dying from filth-related diseases

Yes but other kids didn’t come out of Beyoncé.

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.

Glad to know we aren’t hallucinating

Just go home naked. Shave your head too.

Matthew McConaughey in kindergarten trying to spell his own name

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.” CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

I like that building high speed rail in California requires nine thousand years of environmental impact studies but throwing up a data center the size of Texas takes fourteen seconds with zero material public support.

Them people gotta stay on that cruise ship, im sorry