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calendar_today26-02-2013 01:35:37

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jessica  🍉 (@itsmrsrabbittou) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some “pro-life” dude said to me “your mom should’ve aborted you” then I said “so you agree that she should have had that choice available to her?” Then he blocked me lol 🤷🏼‍♀️

𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 (@ohyessratii) 's Twitter Profile Photo

White people created this way of eating because they hadn't grasped the concept of washing your hands and were dying from filth-related diseases

Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.

one dozen rats at a keyboard (@panasonicdx4500) 's Twitter Profile Photo

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.” CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

emmylou diamond phillips (@thamosdeaf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I like that building high speed rail in California requires nine thousand years of environmental impact studies but throwing up a data center the size of Texas takes fourteen seconds with zero material public support.