We’re shooting down UFOs every day and nobody cares. If this happened in the 80s, the whole world would’ve stopped. Today, everybody’s like “Some fucking UFO over Montana mysteriously disappeared last night … do you like Travis Kelce to score the first touchdown today at +750?”

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley? A thread

Hope my Congressman see this, remember his proposed bill @RepJeffDuncant

#AnchorDown

Kelce 2028 has met his match

#TheWire ended 16 years ago today. The corners stay full, institutions still decay & the wrong people still get promoted. The world keeps turning and nothing changes. The end.

Drinking the last bit of cereal from the bowl is one of life’s greatest pleasures

Mood.

Vandy has united America in a way no politician ever could.

VANDY WE’RE FUCKIN TURNT

October 5, 2024 The Greatest Day in Vanderbilt Football History!

NO WAY #Vandy played this quote from Nick Saban after the upset over Alabama: “The only place that’s not hard to play in the SEC is Vanderbilt.”

Everybody send electrolytes to Nashville ASAP. Cause nobody’s liver is safe tonight.

What do you call a coach in Alabama who takes his ranked team into Vanderbilt Stadium and comes away with a loss? Senator

Put this on a t shirt ASAP

Thoughts and prayers to all the Nashville bachelorette parties that are about to meet Vandy fans and the goalpost

Please don’t tell my wife, but a week ago if you asked if I would go without power in order for Vanderbilt to beat the number one team in the nation, I would have said yes in a heartbeat #AnchorDown

“It was HORRIBLE. They brought the foot game poles to Broadway and everyone was being so noisy!”