;—

Is... Was he trying to be scary? Because he isn't. Hook's scarier than this weirdo. The voice is throwing him off guard. He's already going for his sword. “I didn't know adults can be this ugly.”

|| I'm so sorry for Rufio in advance. He's such a little shit.

He clutches his heart. Feigning death. FORGIVE HIM.

Too late! He's already dead.

Whatever the princess commands, he obeys. He's alive! Barely.

Can he kill him instead?

What?! They kill pirates! Especially ugly ones named Hook!

TIGER LILY! PIRATES!

/pirates/. I smell Hook!

Ew. Pan is here.

Capture the flag? That's his favourite! Bring it on, Tiger Lily!

We kill them, duh. They try to destroy Neverland, constantly, and it's the job of a Lost Boy to stop them!

They don't seem to think so when it comes to kids.

He was bored. And he hasn't seen Pan in months. HUFFS.

At least Tiger Lily can't fly. This'll be fun. “Hmm... Let's go for the animal! That seems more fun than the mountain!”

“Caw, caw, and whatever, I guess.”

Pushes him into the lake, and rUNS.

SQUINTS.

Ew, I see a hook.