"The fact that I've went out on four dates in the past week. I don't know what it is about newly single but it looks good on me, apparently."

V E G A S!

|: I rreeaally want McDonald's fries though... but I kinda want a BK burger and ugh, why do I have to only choose ooonnee?! x.com/WeirdAssOrphan…

|: Imma write a Marvel Musical.

"Talk shit get hit."

"Friends with benefits, that's all we'll ever be."

"I don't need to put up with the unnessary bullshit."

|: HOW IS IT ALWAYS A TIE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT?! 🤣 x.com/WeirdAssOrphan…

"Hard NOT to believe the lies coming from the same mouth that I wanna kiss." #ImSoDeep 😑

|: Gonna sit here and keep warm while watching an LP. Maybe from Mark, not sure.

Snuggles ramen.

Prepares myself to order.

Also prepares myself to beat a certain Spider's ass when I come back.

#WCW? It's t h a t time AGAIN? Rolls eyes.

"Always stalking me."

"And forever wishing I were yours and yours a l o n e."

Your victor #champion #mcdonalds Having a little get together so, late replies! 😙

|: Brendon Urie (aka my husband) noticed me on Instagram, I have a date in ten minutes (sadly not with Brendon), and we're eating at one of my favorite restaurants. Today is a great fucking day.

Climbs into @OfMactire's bed, and just stays there.