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at work making a playlist instead of doing my job

in a monogamous relationship with the bit

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life and wake up exhausted and aching

Can’t wait to see how he’s gonna Willem Dafoe this role

We stopped getting slizzard, as a country

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

Fedal fans watching the Sincaraz Wimbledon Final

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me and then leave

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re stressed out Hayao Miyazaki?

“it’s time to choose your 2026 benefits.”