"Bro the social contract means you're obligated to pay infinite taxes for infinite gibs bro" "Okay, but I never signed it and they've rewritten the social contract multiple times through legerdemain, how exactly is it binding?" "it's a metaphor bro"

what are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? 1. gooning 2. gooning 3. gooning 4. gooning 5. gooning I prefer actually doing it though

"I thought the worst part of Will Stancil's twitter meltdown was the hypocrisy" "I thought it was the raping"

Nah it's gonna be called "Elon's Gooncave"

Those who want to decriminalize or even legalize ‘sex work’ — prostitution, are gravely mistaken. Actually we should increase the price of sex. GDP would skyrocket. In fact, we should tax sex within marriage. Unmarried? Double tax. Infidelity? Straight to labor camps.

On a date: "and here's a picture of Pibbles I took this weekend, isn't he so cute? What do you think?" Me: x.com/nise_yoshimi/s…

If 1984 was about progressives: "...tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Black Brother."

“marine, what is that button on your armor?” “a nofap button sir” “and what is that youve got written on your helmet?” "’born to goon’, sir.” “‘born to goon’ and nofap? is that some kind of sick joke?” “i think i was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir”

there's no alpha left in setting yourself on fire smh

This sounds like the worst version of "Bitcoin solves this" but it's actually correct

I propose that we use "ran through" as an adjective for an institution captured by wokeism, referencing the Long march "through" the institutions and people becoming "ran through" largely as a result of their progressive views on sexuality

Game Science and Ubisoft are doing a collab, it will be called "Black Myth: Yasuke"